ABhishek
02/27/2006, 05:18
Some Important laws Newton must have Forgot To State !!
Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
These may be a joke :rolleyes: but ask me ... many of these things are true!:rolleyes:
Regards,
Abhishek
Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
These may be a joke :rolleyes: but ask me ... many of these things are true!:rolleyes:
Regards,
Abhishek